Now, however, I found a gem I have to share from the back page of the New Revised Edition #29 Ball Blue Book: Easy Guide to Tasty, Thrifty Canning and Freezing, copyrighted 1972.
How To Preserve A Husband
Be careful in your selection.
Do not choose too young.
When selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
Some wives insist upon keeping them in a pickle,
others are constantly getting them into hot water.
This may make them sour, hard, and sometimes bitter;
even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good,
by garnishing them with patience,
well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
Wrap them in a mantel of charity.
Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion
and serve with peaches and cream.
Thus prepared, they will keep for years.
I have to wonder if that was a nod to earlier versions of the Ball Blue Book, seeing as they've been publishing it since 1909! I would love to get my hands on one of the early, early editions to see what other advice is included along with the recipes for safe food preservation.
I love old cookbooks! But, just in case you are using an older version of the Ball Blue Book, the USDA published new standards for homecanning in 1988, so you should treat yourself to the 100th Anniversay Edition of the Ball Blue Book Guide to Preserving published in 2009.
And, in case you are wondering, the back page of this issue has a recipe for Peach-Walnut Shortcake. No more pearls of domestic wisedom. That's too bad, because I really got a good smile from the poem above!